So this is why I've been waiting since July for the Home Office to decide whether to give me Indefinite Leave to Remain.

Reminder: The Grauniad is just journalists expressing concern about things they know four-fifths of fuck all about, and upper-middle class columnists who think they're in touch with ordinary people because all their friends are also upper-middle class pretending to be in touch with ordinary people.

I mean, I agree with most of their biases, but the Grauniad is just so transparently shit at it all.

'UnAustralian' is the word you use when you want to say, 'It's the vibe of the thing,' but you don't know what the thing is.