Why would you ever want two curves? Even a sports bra gives you a uniboob.

So does that mean if my husband gets armor I could wear it too, I'd just need a different gambeson? My breasts protrude a couple of inches even in a sports bra.

Also, added chest muscle makes your boobs stick out more...

Is a breastplate/gambeson/armor coat etc something you can effectively buy online, or is it something you want to try on in-store before you buy? And where did you get yours from?

If no boob shape, then boobs squished. Also I think outward curves are harder to bash in than flat portions, assuming equal thickness?

ETA: yes, I do have boobs. No, mine won't squish flat.

"I'm sure you're too immature to appreciate this, but..."

Evil races give someone the PCs don't have to feel bad about killing. Obviously depends on your party, but if they befriend the hungry wolf pack and negotiate with the bandits, then a band of definitely evil goblins gives the barbarian something to smash without worrying if they're killing little Timmy's dad.

Edited to add: And if "he's an evil race" is your only reason for them being a major villain, that's bad storytelling. About as bad as "yes they're going to help you because they're good," and not for some kind of benefit to them, monetary or spiritual or whatever.

The glowing sign would clearly show if the DJ was there

Depends on which RPGs you play. If I start talking about sacred geometry with no context, it makes it harder to figure out than if you know it's Pathfinder.

Prestidigitation.

Dictionary.

Created an account to point out that Hafthor Bjornsson (played the mountain in Game of Thrones, world's strongest man at least once) has a wife who looks tiny next to him, and isn't dead.