Most F150 owners also own a fart rocket
Now is your chance to sell the new upside down american flags for triple the price to the stupidest people on planet earth. Do it quick before they realize they can just flip over the 27 flags they already own. End your ebay listing with god bless to really sell it.
Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.
Why have they not outlawed boats? Boats are safer than cars.
Why havent we killed all the cobras? Cobras are safer than boats.
Why havent we outlawed kitchen knives? Kitchen knives are safer than cobras.
Am I doing this right? Its a fun game which deflects blame and changes the subject quite effectively.
What do you call a lawyer killed by an emergency slide? A good start.
Never heard of phuks. Went there and immediately the first thing I came across was hate speech. Assuming its not open source?
Live by the sword...
Youre not a sociopath. Sociopath+Money=Elon
What was hard about it? Also what was the wall for?
Turns out business is easy when running a virtual monopoly while receiving truckloads of government welfare. Shit gets harder when actual car manufacturers get in on the game, competing with an i-phone you put wheels on and called a car.
At least he has his NFL career to fall back on
Is the jury in the room for the coontempt hearing?
Good for you. Sounds like you understand the message and intend to act upon it. Not all people do. Happy travels!
Passive language, "was struck"= the cop shot her
The passive language "was struck" is a dead give away
Christians are furious that everyone on earth is not an exact clone of themselves.
