PurrLure [she/her] @ PurrLure @hexbear.net

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At least have the decency to close the door before taking a massive shit, I can smell that crap from the kitchen.

I can't believe you had the audacity to go out and touch grass for multiple days in a row.

The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.

His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.

Well well well, if it isn't one of the weeks when decades happen.

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

You still got here the same night, imagine all the posters spending the whole Saturday out touching grass.

Ok that's probably only a couple of people here, but hey you got here before them!

How much money do you think the bloodstained shirt will sell for?

NSFW (This might be one of the people that died at the event):

I'm pissing

I'm shitting

But I'm not farting, nice try

Attempted headshot? Really? If you know you're not skilled enough for it, go for the gut.

This pretty much guarantees he's going to win now. Dems would have to run a (performative) progressive with a pulse at this point and they would never.

If I can't make pissing and shitting and farting out your doo doo ass jokes then what's even the point of living?

This might be the most mundane game I've bought so far, but I picked up Supermarket Simulator and liked it enough to mod it.

It's so fucking tedious, but I can't pull myself away once I get through the first day.

All these streaming websites are wild for charging $4 to watch a movie made in 1940.

Here's an archive link for the Grapes of Wrath movie, no torrenting or downloads required.

Holy shit, glad I saw this one on a WFH day. You fucking got me.

Ugh, I used to have this mindset as a kid and my parents didn't bother asking me to tone it down because "Eh that's technically what they teach at our missionary based church."

My dork ass didn't convert a single child, thank fuck.

Had this happen to me a couple of weeks ago with a coworker. Knew they were Christian for years, didn't know the church, didn't want to know.

They shared a video with the whole group and my autistic curiousity got the better of me when I saw the church name in the description. Wish it didn't. Now I'm stuck wondering if my coworker did even less homework than I did picking out a place they probably give at least 10% of their income to, or if they genuinely will never see the women around them as equals. Either way I'm back to keeping to myself at work after years of wearing down my shell.

"Leftism will never take off if you never talk to open minded people!" Ok yeah, but I think my odds are way better talking to people under 40, and I'd rather not risk my job thanks. Not trying to do the "OMG I'M SOOOO QUIRKY!1!" line here but I'm such a fucking weirdo even outside of ideaology that I have no idea what part of myself will set my coworkers off and end with at least one of us getting fired.

Thanks, needed this today.

It's so petty and I'm here for it.