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Poogona [he/him]
Poogona [he/him] @ Poogona @hexbear.net
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  • I hate that things are the way that they are now, I can't even have a good laugh at Tucker getting attacked by demons in his sleep like I would have a decade ago

  • kindergarteners should have their "individual initiative" suppressed, kids at that age are SOCIOPATHS

  • I tell people in my parents' generation that retail put me as close to suicide as I've ever been in my life and they usually give me that face that means they think I'm lying or exaggerating. I wasn't even working it for that long, only like 7 months!

    My experiences were light in comparison to yours, and most long-term retail workers', I'd wager, but I distinctly remember this moment where I was watching the clock as usual and I reached this horrific moment of clarity where I could almost FEEL the seconds of my limited lifespan disappearing with each second that ticked away. I have never forgotten the chill of that moment, one that was in retrospect me listing very close to oblivion, because the staleness of my world in that moment seemed worse to me than being dead.

  • Would this work with a gaming pc

  • As much as I enjoyed the spiderverse movies in spite of being burned out on the marvel slop otherwise, I kept getting this weird nausea when they showed all the multiverse Spidermans because I was like "this is the hollowing out of a character into a costume, an interchangeable brand that can be anybody as long as it connects itself to The Property"

  • I get apprehensive around wasps too but it's very funny to me how much hatred and distrust these animals are met with because they are able to force you to treat them with a little respect

  • sometimes when I read posts here that say something like "cis people are so fucked up they all do x" I get this reactionary jolt where I'm like "hey that's not fair I don't do that, don't paint us all as--"

    Then I blink and realize I'm literally just being extremely uncool and humorless and literally doing exactly what the memer is saying "we" do by reacting that way to the slightest bit of teasing.

  • I think too often "magic" ends up existing in that sort of story as just alternate technology. It can make the dichotomy between them seem like little more than an aesthetic difference, and it's especially obvious when the magic is highly systematized. A wizard who threatens to shoot fire from his hands, who is loaded up on his mana resource and has great aim with his hand-blasts, seems to me like little more than a person with a fancy gun.

    There are some examples of "system" magic that still feels distinct though, like in Earthsea or Discworld, where magic is a tool that interacts with the world like technology, but cannot be manipulated without something special that is difficult to exploit. Discworld's magic is basically 40k orks, magic that stems from collective belief, which is hard to manufacture inorganically. Earthsea's magic comes from understanding things deeply, being able to capture the essence of things in a word and then being able to manipulate it. The "magic" ends up being the same hard-to-define relationship between the world and the words we use to break it into pieces. In a way, it's like technology's shadow, the same drive to control and understand but in the opposite direction.

  • Going from 256 triangles to 1024 triangles per model is a big deal that you can immediately see

    Going from 10 million triangles to 100 million or whatever is very subtle and nobody notices

  • oh shit I brought it upon myself

  • hits blunt It's about categories man, it's ontological bro

    Are two people who are comfortable with touch but who don't fuck never going to have full 100 percent closeness with each other? Is sex actually sex without an orgasm? At what amount of friction does it become sex?

    Seems like sex isn't just sex, sex is instead what I'm not having

  • Daily provider of minimum one (1) cool bug that I found outside

  • Sorry but this sucks, Haz sucks, it's stupid, you can detect the same edgelord excitement in his plan as the 14 year old who writes essays for school about torturing and killing Barney but in doing so reveals that he is still very emotionally invested in Barney

    I would simply invent and deploy a new type of professional mingler who would go around striking up convos with people leaving marvel movies, prompt them to describe the movie, and adopt that bullying affect of "oh yeah? sounds sick dude, (snickering) 3 hours long huh?"

    (streaming services are the problem here, capitalist alienation strikes again)

  • I could vibe so fucking hard with Trant Heidelstam, two trivia enjoyers just emitting at each other until someone runs out of fuel

  • Someone in another thread said something like "isn't he the guy who blew up his mom" and I have been laughing at that phrase for days

  • Ngl I figured paladins would be the least popular in this thread, I see them as cops

  • I agree with you that the little tales in the leaks do actually fit the style of real mythology, which is full of stories about freaky sex from incest to bestiality to tree-sired pregnancies and self-cest.

    Imo this is just an example of why these attempts at story-driven immortal franchises will inevitably collapse under their own weight. Pokemon initially worked fine as a sort of amusement park reality where there isn't really any focus on the wider world or its history, but as these weird amalgamated corporate franchises get bigger than their original scope, they run out of material to grow up with, and they start to just grow in every other direction instead. It's why your favorite Netflix series starts to fill its runtime with episodes devoted to giving every side character, no matter how irrelevant, a full developmental arc--the "universification" of settings

  • Rotting my FUCKING BRAIN listening to Hasan prodding Asmongold into circling around the giant tumor labeled RACISM in his brain. I am so sick of the word "culture" being a convenient way to just be racist without saying "people"

    I don't even think Asmongold in the long run is a particularly ideologically firm racist like a Nazi or something, it's just such a bitter thing to witness, like how are you supposed to extricate this fucking mental cyst when it's been in there since he was a child after 9/11, growing veins into the rest of his mind?