Pastaguini [he/him] @ Pastaguini @hexbear.net

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Anything generated by AI is going to be low quality slop just due to the very nature of how these images are produced. Because it can only cobble together existing images, it’ll never truly -

sees the image in question

spits out coffee

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HES YELLOW

HES FUCKIN YELLOW

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Let’s force Americans to entrust their most sensitive personal data to private companies who are incentivized to cut down on costs around cybersecurity. Let’s also not hold those companies accountable when they inevitably get hacked as a result of their negligence and penny pinching. This is a good system because the only net gain is a larger bonus for the members of the c-suite.

What’s that?

That’s the final straw, I’m giving up food once and for all.

This is like how right after Oct. 7th Israeli officials tried to argue that it was like 50x worse than 9/11 because more people died per capita measured against the full population of both countries.

Marx failed to consider pussy in bio.

The $600 the author describes is just the copay, which for me was only $250, so they actually might end up owing way more than me.

It was subtle in the beginning. Heightened awareness. Aversion to sun. A distaste for garlic. But ever since that fateful run in with the bat, I’ve felt more…powerful. Over the course of the last week, I’ve gained access to powers most unnatural. Most occult. The principle of which being my newfound ability to take flight upon leathery wings as a bat. Now, I use my newfound powers to harass the bootlickers of the oppressive system that had impoverished me in a previous life. Wherever there’s an opinion piece on how we should be grateful that our healthcare insurance overlords deign to give us anything at all after paying them, I’ll be there, wings and fangs out. For I am…COMRADE DRACULA

COMING THIS SUMMER TO SELECT THEATERS.

This is all great advice and I have spoken to the hospital. They more or less told me to go fuck myself. Worth a try, though!

Great to meet a fellow rabies survivor. Lot of coincidences here - maybe too many. Could the bats possibly be on the insurance company’s payroll, strategically dive bombing unsuspecting people for a cut of that sweet, sweet vaccine revenue? Very concerning - looking into this.

“This would amount to INFINITY PLUS ONE TIMES A HUNDRED dollars.”

If the republicans respond as they have, and continue to be outraged by it, then it’s good messaging. If all they say is something to the effect of, “That’s seriously the best you’ve got?” Then it’s bad messaging.

So to answer your question, so far it has proven to be good messaging.

In addition to suddenly being stupidly expensive, every trip to McDonald’s takes like half an hour now. Every location is insanely understaffed and the few people who do work there are like twelve. Between that and the price you might as well go to a chipotle or something and get something a bit more substantial.

Reading this in the voice of the French guy from Monty Python

Agreed- seems very unlikely. I almost think the president would be overruled if they chose to break with Israel.

No, but if she wins she can prevent more blood from ending up on her hands by immediately withdrawing all aid to Israel, legalizing marijuana, and expunging the records of all nonviolent drug offenders. There’s no undoing the mistakes of the past but you can take action to prevent the same mistakes from continuing to happen.

Right now, America’s primary goal is to continue funding Israel’s genocide. Swapping out either candidate, who have both proved that they will continue supporting Israel, will not make that outcome more likely (that is to say, they probably won’t find a candidate who supports the genocide more than Biden or trump) they will not swap out either candidate because bankrolling this genocide is America’s singular focus right now.

This photo is strangely beautiful. Feels like something from a dream.

Why would a science teacher say that