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If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?
  • Oh shit. Didn’t think of that angle. But it’s okay, they’ll never recognize me because I’ll wear glasses while not using my power and take them off when I go all super and shit. That’ll work!

  • If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?
  • I’m definitely thinking historic lost treasure hunter would be an amazing career!

  • If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?
  • The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

  • they did surgery on a grape
  • What happened to that grape? It’s like they did some kind of medical procedure. Colonoscopy?

  • Someone said I should put a post on Lemmy, but I accidentally put Lemmy on a post. Did i do it wrong?
  • I knew something was off. You’re a real one friend!

  • It's almost done
  • It’s crazy that they got these images from my lunch today.

  • Online dating
  • Maybe he doesn’t have real ears and has to use prosthetic ears that make all music sound like brown noise and is too embarrassed to tell you about it.

    The only thing that makes sense really.

  • The admins of lemmy.ml are straight up communists
  • Good. We need more communists representing their ideas in open forums. I’d be more concerned if they were capitalists. That’s just Reddit 2.0.

  • Reddit mods are calling for an ‘affordable return’ for third-party apps
  • This feels very much like a “when someone shows you who they are, believe them” type scenario. Even if Reddit backtracks and courts 3rd party apps in their eco-system, they’ve shown themselves. They don’t care about communities, users, or mods.

    When your abusive partner promises to stop beating you, you should not go back to the relationship. They will beat you again.

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