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Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
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Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians
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Pope Francis Offered Three Netflix Stand-Up Specials Following Use of Gay Slur
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Old Family Recipe Unnecessarily Racist
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Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse
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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons
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Woke, Woke, Woke, Snowflake, Cancel Culture, Woke, insists Lee Anderson
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Trump Reflexively Asks Michael Cohen To Silence Michael Cohen
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Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave
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Man decides it’s just easier to become climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers
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New Texas Law Makes It Legal To Sue Any Woman Whose Weight Fluctuates To Find Out What’s Going On There
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Kristi Noem Saves Face by Claiming Dog She Shot Was Infected with Woke Mind Virus
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Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting
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Woman Jealous of Cat’s Health Insurance
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Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’
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‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man saying exactly what he thinks, every single day
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Journalist Who Dreamed of Writing from the Front Lines Willing to Settle for Summarizing SNL Skits for HuffPost
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Dad at WrestleMania Spends Three Hours Commenting on Poor Table Craftsmanship