MyFairJulia @ MyFairJulia @lemmy.world

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What happened to the good old fashioned numbers which we used to rely on?

Apple: "Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are."

Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)

The Spiffing Brit enters the chat

I won't have you teach my kids about this degenerate matter!

You mean LGBTQIA+ people?

No, degenerate matter! Unless you bring me a glass of, say, electron-degenerate matter, i won't even entertain these made up states of matter! And shove your Bose-Einstein condensate where the light can't exit the event horizon!

Not if i have something to say about it and i do! I will undergo gender confirmation surgery to fix that!

Same as it ever was, amirite?

Oi, mate. I know you were watching Doctor Who, however i've decided to hold up all TV broadcasts here for the next few days to inform you that the queen has died.

• Great Nritain

How did Microsoft not crush this project already?

She looks like she's from the generation that did a lot of those things early in childhood but then discovered the power of the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Also let's be honest: If her kids skipped school to be with their lovers, she wouldn't support this at all. She probably wouldn't even support kids skipping school to be politically active.

Actually that's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Fan: "I've been feeling like playing Super Mario Sunshine again lately. Do you happen to have this game?"

Nintendo: "Yes indeed, it is part of the Super Mario 3D Collection, which also contains Super Mario 64 with HD graphics and Super Mario Galaxy, also in HD and with added button controls."

Fan: "Nice! I'd like a copy of Super Mario 3D Collection."

Nintendo: "We only sold this for a short time after the 35th anniversary of Super Mario. So i guess you should've asked sooner."

Fan: "Well then. Now excuse me while i get an RCM-"

Nintendo: (cocks gun) "No you don't!"

Now i'm QPU misaligned...

Then we need to reconsider capitalism, because that system is dependent on you buying stuff repeatedly. I really don't like the idea of a blind person getting their vision back only for that implant to fail.

Instructions unclear, glitched my dick into the backrooms.

I think the bigger question is: Are these one million people? Or is it a "one million moms" thing?

I had the LG G3, which was the first phone with a 2K display. It was also my first android phone that had a lot of power.

MRS. PRAGER, GET DOWN!

(eyes burnt to crisps) What do mean? I drive a 2012 Renault Twingo and i'm not complaining.

One of my favorite creators, Stanzi, has made funny shorts with a serial killer and various people being victims. It's hilarious.

I know what you did last summer and so does Ghostface.