MyFairJulia @ MyFairJulia @lemmy.world

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I thought X was gonna give it to me

There was a landlord on TikTok who essentially asked for tips. He had his friend play a renter that refused to tip him and argued that if waiters get tipped just for delivering the food to the table, the landlord totally deserves a tip for being available for calls and fixing stuff.

One giant shitstorm later and we end up with this meme and the landlord making a TikTok in which he said that it all was a joke.

Allowing old DS games to communicate with modern WiFi routers or rather with modern security standards.

I craved the strength and certainty of Pepto-Bismol.

To quote Postal Dude: "Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"

(Holds petition titled "Make insulting new members on lemmy.world compulsory")

So Saruman can raise Uruk-hai to hopefully defeat Gondor and subjugate Middle-Earth.

Duh!

That‘s what Nietzsche wants you to believe!

I think we need to teach those spiders what they need to fear. And then build it.

Der Verfassungsschutz arbeitet noch mit Internet Explorer

Ich kann zumindest als Kundin der Sparkasse bestätigen, dass Überweisungen zu meiner Familie (auch bei der Sparkasse) auch ohne Echtzeitüberweisungen in Sekunden am Ziel sind.

Can you hear that, costume designers? This is the sound of my 3D printer! It says „I‘ll have these deltas printed in no time.“

Bei Anne Frank kann ich das nicht nachvollziehen. Aber bei deinem Usernamen. HALLO? DEUTSCHER ARTIKEL AUF ANGELSÄCHSICHEN BEGRIFF FÜR DIE GUMMIENTE? WAS GEHT MIT DIR AB?

(Minecraft explosionsgeräusche)

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Riiise-

CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES? I COULD BARELY GER ANY PROPER SLEEP IN STASIS!

Bitte erlaube mir die folgende Frage: HÄ?

I think the question was more about „Why do i have to register to be able to vote?“

Which is a good question. In germany we don‘t have to register to vote at any level. Once we‘re 18 and are registered citizens (the latter part is indeed a problem for immigrants due to bureaucracy), we get to vote.

We get a letter informing us where our local poll station is and then go there. A poll helper then crosses our names off a list once we‘re there and our ID is validated. Or we use the included ballot and send the letter back for mail-in voting. We can also have someone else vote for us if, say, the accessibility measures at the local poll station still don‘t suffice.

Germany isn‘t a perfect state but i personally think they make damn sure that you can vote. And it‘s really problematic that the ostensibly democratic US doesn‘t nearly put as much effort into enabling people to vote.

Obi Wan: Not to worry, we‘re still running half a tank!

Boy, i sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?

You could try to fix this from a very different angle by buying those strips for the nose against snoring. Those strips can temporarily unobstruct the air flow in the nose.

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!