MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them] @ MorelaakIsBack @hexbear.net

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good ol' kentucky jelly

mega hyper cringe, causing runaway cringeflation, crashing the cringe markets and dropping society into a cringe depression

the submissive, hollow, receptive sonic receives the dominant, solid, penetrating knuckles (i am in a lot of trouble y'all)

pinching off four inches of turd in my hand and narrowing it out

this comment is a real low point

ok time to contribute something meaningful that you wouldn't see copy-pasted between almost any two articles phfffrrrtt pfpfffhfpfpfprrrrrrt pbbbpbpbpbpfpfpfpbpbpvbdpdtpgptrrrt SNKKKKKKKKKGGGG-HACK (ptoo)

drink verification can

ok ok NDGT Navy Seals Edit, since nobody asked:

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret essays on Astronomy, and i have over 300 confirmed citations. I am trained in stellar evolution and i am the top star identifier in the entire US Scientific Community. You are nothing to me but just another dwarf star. I will catalogue you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with coronal mass ejecting that shit at me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of space telescopes across the USA and your spectroscopic fingerprint is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your luminosity. You're fucking red, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can summarize you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my brain hands. Not only am i extensively trained in spectral analysis, but i have access to the entire capacity of the United States Very Large Array and I will use it to its full extent to catalogue your miserable ass on the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "bright" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed in your fucking sunspot. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stellar forensics all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking red, kiddo.

oh fuck oh shit boss we hired shoddy coders that started all their integer arrays at one instead of zero! we accidentally coded for k layers! the LLM just sold your fifth wife's yacht collection and repurposed the funds to initiate a carnation revolution in the US Army! we built the communism engine boss what are we gonna fuckin do

The Wood grows around the walls of the Mansus. As any student of the Histories knows, the Mansus has no walls.

Why not? You lead with a fuck you for all of us but want to keep the link open? What's the mentality there? Are we worth your respect or not?

man they are just jerking each other off as hard as possible

buney ate brain :/

the absolute most godawful, instantly-punchable expression for a thumb-headed pigfuck cop to wear is sheepishness

lol it autocorrected the translation of comyushou to "communism syndrome" lmao

oh no

DAE REMEMBER WHEN AMERICA RACISM WAS KILL???

no joke though i think if you managed to find a situation in which you could effectively troll elon by calling him Joseph Starlink, he might just overreact in a way that ruins his life completely

dr robotnik is way too pleased with the vintage of that wine

no dean

societal collapse looks like you getting blended and passed through a dairy queen ice cream maker because the locals found this tweet