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  • I'm not seeing a photo here my dude.

  • Nah but I've seen his videos. I'm a Mesoamerican history nerd (if you click on my profile you'll see Tezcatlipoca) and I do possess a few books about South America. If I'm going to be fucking up the timeline I'm sure as Hell going to be giving the aboriginals a heads up.

  • A. Dead. It's freaking Peru and I'm a tubby weakling from the swamps. The elements will strike me down.

    B. Fine. I got an alpaca wool poncho so I won't be that out of place. I'll bring some survival books and a bug out bag.

    C. New World Order. "Ok fellas you see all these funky looking codices on multiple shelves? Some of them have your future and the future of the peoples living on the continent north of you. See these maps, accurate to the finger length. All yours for the price of making friends with the altepeme around Lake Texcoco and killing anyone with my skin color immediately for the rest of time."

  • Wow it looks like the Nokia N-Gage.

    And it resembles nothing else at all.

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    Jump
    1. Cancer.
    2. Heart related disease.
    3. Exposure to the elements.
    4. Shot randomly (American).
    5. Hit by vehicle.
  • Are they never restart?

    What?

  • I knew a dude that would fill his truck up with New Glarus beer and drive back home to Texas. New Glarus Wisconsin Belgian Red is ambrosia meant for the gods to be served at their "better" parties.

  • The only reason you should come to America is because you're picking me up to take me out of America.

  • I did not vote for a neutron bomb to wipe out supply chains and small businesses...

    Yes you did jackass. People like him are the reason I don't have a job anymore.

  • If I got billions of dollars at this point how could I not throw a little at the owls. I would feel guilty everyday I open my subscriptions.

    1. I would set up a program where the teachers in Philadelphia public schools would have their school supplies highly subsidized by myself.
    2. The local food banks would receive five figure donations directly from myself.
    3. I would look into water retention and distribution in drought stricken parts of Mexico. If I could help I would leverage my money effectively to make sure humans have access to safe drinking water in the region. If acting directly would cause harm I would fund researchers until an appropriate solution could be found.
    4. Create an app that teaches the indigenous languages of the Americas while hiring native speakers for accuracy.

    Edit:

    1. Donate to an owl sanctuary.
  • I'm an out of work web developer, so in theory if I starve to death then I'll have to quit the internet.

  • Makes sense. I wouldn't want me around either.

  • I was about to make a joke about flying over to Norway and causing issues, but I don't want to be a jerk.

    Could someone in Norway frame me and have me extradited, please?