Mister Neon @ MisterNeon @lemmy.world

A broken man, obsessed with 500 year old Mexican culture.

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Mayan cities in the jungle are like coins in the couch cushions.

"You're not a real man unless you drink unfiltered stagnant pond water."

Whatever floats your boat.

Saiga Antelope look weird as hell:

Holy fuck we need to tape this outside GW, comics, and game stores.

I'm a laid off web developer who worked as a Government Contractor for four years. I've been looking for a job since April and I haven't received a single phone call about a job from a human. I have over ten years of experience.

I'm in constant anxiety panic attacks. This is leaps and bounds worse than looking for a job during COVID.

I hate being alive and an American.

The OnePlus dynamic ringtone because I hate it: Youtube - Dynamic Ringtone

I was a government contractor for 4 years then Trump fucked me. I used to have recruiters call on the regular but now it's a ghost town.

LinkedIn is a racket that I hate that I participate in weekly.

I main React and Typescript. I've been doing front end for about 10 years and I'm certain I can figure out Flask for RESTful API's and Graphql.

My only question is how do I get a human to look at my resume?

Trying to find a job as a frontend JavaScript developer or learning Python to try to find a job as a full stack developer later.

I hate my life.

Edit: Please send help.

As a dude that grew up in Texas I say this from the bottom of my heart,

"Fuck off Ted! Musk took mine and all these other folks jobs! Fuck him and fuck you! I would say go back where you come from, but I like Canadians and they don't deserve to have to deal with you!"

What can go wrong will go wrong.

I'm not seeing a photo here my dude.

Nah but I've seen his videos. I'm a Mesoamerican history nerd (if you click on my profile you'll see Tezcatlipoca) and I do possess a few books about South America. If I'm going to be fucking up the timeline I'm sure as Hell going to be giving the aboriginals a heads up.

A. Dead. It's freaking Peru and I'm a tubby weakling from the swamps. The elements will strike me down.

B. Fine. I got an alpaca wool poncho so I won't be that out of place. I'll bring some survival books and a bug out bag.

C. New World Order. "Ok fellas you see all these funky looking codices on multiple shelves? Some of them have your future and the future of the peoples living on the continent north of you. See these maps, accurate to the finger length. All yours for the price of making friends with the altepeme around Lake Texcoco and killing anyone with my skin color immediately for the rest of time."

Wow it looks like the Nokia N-Gage.

And it resembles nothing else at all.

1. Cancer.
2. Heart related disease.
3. Exposure to the elements.
4. Shot randomly (American).
5. Hit by vehicle.

I feel like if they saw me naked I would be barred from entering the E.U.

I'm a wage slave, that's almost as bad.

Are they never restart?

What?