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  • Finally a REAL unpopular opinion!

    A crinkle fry is just a tater tot that won't commit.

    Steak fries are the superior form of spuds.

  • Squish? Do you mean squash?

  • Alternative answer:

    If I can get my money for nothing then I would like my checks for free.

    Edit: It's actually "chicks" for free. Also the uncut version of this song is offensive like only something four decades old could be.

  • In their place, Striking Distance Studios CEO Steve Papoutsis (who has a major role in the development of The Callisto Protocol) has been appointed as Unknown Worlds CEO.

    I can smell the mediocrity from here.

  • Why bother spamming on Lemmy? There can't be enough of us to be worth it.

  • This is all going to be covered by a snarky longform YouTube (or equivalent) documentary in 200 years.

  • I'm having a hard time surviving and no one will help me. People either ignore me or are offended by my presence. That is what is wrong with my "vibe".

  • That's not what I told you to do. My suggestion is "go away". Live in obscurity.

  • I'm text on a screen and a clipped photo from a comic that came out about a century ago.

  • Trump took my job. If I still had my job maybe I wouldn't entertain ideas of converting to socialism. I can't be a capitalist without capital.

  • I'm mentally unwell because I don't have a source of income.

    Will they help me get a job? Is there a Lemmy instance for that?

  • I absolutely do not feel ok today.

  • If he is real then he is dead. If he is not dead then he exists like a reflection in a mirror exists. If he is more than a reflection then he hates me.

    I hate the world. I'm the son of a junkie. I'm old without a family of my own. I've lived my life having to kowtow to the privileged and imbecilic to earn table scraps. Now I go hungry because such people lead my nation and have ripped the last scraps of providence from my grasp. I am wretched.

    Hate is the core of my being. Without it I'm as hollow as a ghost.

    I hate therefore I live.