It's also a Choo-Choo that goes well fast, though!

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And prudishness specifically refers to sexual matters, right? You must like Nickelback in a different kind of way, I guess.

Gosh, there are so many punchlines that would work better than this, that don't judge others or insult a group for no reason.

"And I don't recycle"

"And I don't flush public toilets"

"And I don't share chocolates at the staff Christmas party."

That's exactly the comparison that the comic strip is making. People are okay with just using tissue in one situation but not in others.