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  • As the CEO of Linux, I've had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation(TM) is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.

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    melt into rule together
  • Make me your pet, tie me up and fuck me, but don't let me cum, and keep doing that until I forget my name, until I can't speak or scream any more, and until I forget all the worries of a world on the brink of disaster because it's only you and me and the vast, empty universe that we can paint with stars, like God when he created it (we can do it the other way around, too, if you want)

    I'm so eepy because I had to get up early 2 days in a row, but things are cool right meow hehe :3c

  • This is my year(ule)

    alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

    edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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    Embrace the machine

    cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

    > reject humanity, embrace the machine > > alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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    furry_irl @pawb.social LordAmplifier @pawb.social
    furry_irl

    reject humanity, embrace the machine

    alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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    rUwUle

    image transcription:

    me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

    also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

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    furry_irl @pawb.social LordAmplifier @pawb.social
    furry_irl

    I made a comic :3

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    A black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

    First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

    Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w&lt;” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

    Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

    Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun &lt;3”

    A text box: “one hour later”

    Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

    Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

    Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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    InitialsDiceBearhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearhttps://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/„Initials” (https://github.com/dicebear/dicebear) by „DiceBear”, licensed under „CC0 1.0” (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)LO
    LordAmplifier @pawb.social

    one singular braincell :3 they / he / she

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