Well, you can find your dream in Bangalore

(..this is what I do)

It sounds fair, but only if we are talking about really important things under "take care of my family" and not another PS5 or a vacation.

Now you understand why your IT do that.

I don't know what are you talking about. There was no problems or struggles with Docker or Windows for me. I installed it and run it. It just works.

Maybe they're from Bhopal

Well, maybe the image is real and it's just people from Bhopal

Cast system

I'm a system analyst, so I use a couple of IDE, Docker, Jypiter Notebook, Postman, MS Office

It's just windows being almost default OEM OS. Why should they bother to install Linux over it for you while they don't know particular flavour of Linux you like?

I have Windows on my work and home machines for years. Never needed a reinstallation or recovery.

Man, that's crazy

But where is a timezone?

Murica

Well, somehow you're able to push really big turds from the same hole, aren't you?

You probably had a colonoscopy, not a prostate exam.

I was never able to wrap my head around quaternions.

It's sort of last gift from your dad

Well, Excel works. And it has relatively gentle learning curve.

Oh you little laptop removed!