Image Transcription: Meme

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[All text in this image is in Comic Sans.]

[In turquoise:] Is your child texting about Blåhaj? [End turquoise text.]

[An image of the Blåhaj Ikea Shark, a meter-long stuffed toy, is overlayed on top of a text box. Text in the box reads:]

MTF: My toothy friend

FTM: Fish that's magnificent

NB: Nautical brethren

AMAB: Accepting, majestic and beloved

AFAB: A fabulous aquatic buddy

FFS: Friend from Sweden

HRT: Hugging relaxation time

[End text box text.]

[A second, less-opaque Blåhaj is in the background. Behind it is a turquoise-to-dark-blue gradient.]

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Image Transcription: Bondåj

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[A Blåhaj Ikea Shark, a meter-long stuffed toy, is suspended from the ceiling with red rope tied around its body Shibari bondage-style. Its tail fin especially has been immobilized, being curled up against the main body of the shark and anchored to the part of the rope that is suspended directly from a contact point on the ceiling. The shark is several feet off the ground. The décor of the room is beige retro wallpapering with an equally beige faux-wood floor.]

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Image Transcription: Twitter Post

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Elon Musk, @elonmusk

To address extreme levels of data scrapting & system manipulation, we've applied the following temporary limits:

 

- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day

- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day

- New unverified accounts to 300/day

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Image Transcription: Shonk

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[A Blåhaj Ikea Shark, a meter-long stuffed toy, is suspended from the vents of a television in an office space. It is hung up with a janky contraption of tied-together rubber bands and stapled-together plastic ties. A large labelmaker label has been printed and stuck onto its snoot. The label reads 'Shonk' and includes a little graphic of a sailboat.]

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