Hey I’m just a regular dude. Don’t know that much about the physiology of the oozelings
He’ll escape justice when he melts in the AZ heat and reconstitutes outside the jail
The water wars won’t come for us if we poison our well
So the Bible telling us not to spill out seed on the ground was just Monsanto lobbying?
Where the hell does she think she is? Wisconsin?
Get fucked carfuckers
Well this will be by satisfying to melt down
That’s just how the cookie crumbles. If you really can’t stomach any dings leave the car in the garage
Purposely, yeah, but if I open my door into it, don’t park do fucking close to the line
X gonna give it to ya
I ate the hottest level they had at Quaker steak and lube one time. I was laughing and crying at the same time while bouncing around in my seat. It had a bit of an endorphin rush, but also hurt heh Edit: got my free shirt though! Still have it I think. All about the swag baby
When it quacks like a duck
“Our bad, we thought you were a journo”
So be gay and strong, kind of ableist ngl
This is terrible, if it became popular the Koch family line would be extinct in a fortnight!
I really need to get on medication. Being able to do that “blank page work” is really the hurdle in front of me to advance my career
Mine was worse in the middle. In the period of time between me leaving the nest for college, and dividing labor by strengths with my wife. It’s certainly always been there looking back on it (got a diagnosis late at 35)