This is from "Escape from Galaxy 3", a sequel to "Star Crash" which has nearly nothing in common with the first one.
Party: "Best we try and sneak through the garden."
Paladin: "I take off my armor so I will be harder to spot and make less noise."
The Paladin without their armor still rolling a 1:
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@bjoern_tantau I am very sorry to hear that. I hope you will find relief and improvement!
@CameronDev for sure, this is extremely vague. I am just completely surprised they added it in the first place and at all.
There's two kinds of bards
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@Ashyr As far as I understood it, it was mainly about those couples that would like to have children but cannot due to cross species issues - if such limits so exist.
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Great point for sure! So how do you handle it in your campaigns?
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Interesting point, so how do you handle it in your campaigns?
"Aren't there many unhappy couples, if cross species reproduction isn't very common?"
This question was posed tonight in my #ttrpg session. While I'm open to the concept in my homebrew, looking at for example base #dnd where we got Half-Orcs, Half-Elves and Half...-lings(?), I found the question very interesting and wanted to ask the wider community.
How do you fine folk handle to topic?
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Min/max focused #ttrpg players engaging with campaigns where the Bard single-handedly wins a fight by convincing all enemies to just leave by role playing an adorable bunny with very fluffy ears; before their ultra fine tuned theory crafted mega build even gets their turn.
Trying to beat a Fey in a fair fight.
@sbv it is so very addictive
I am building a map for 20 minute excursion in a long running campaign.
I know it needn't be very detailled or great. Yet, here I am, 2 1/2 hours in and still a good hour left to go.
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The Hobbit has a narrator, who speaks from a "modern" perspective. It describes in the beginning how Hobbits are few now and avoid the tall folk, all that. So I'm fairly sure this is the narrator giving a frame of reference, rather than Bilbo knowing the smell.
Later it is also said that Orcs are cunning inventors of things that kill, including things that kill a lot of people at once.
Not only that, but in LoTR Helms Deeps outer wall is blown up with gun powder or similar.
I'm re-reading The Hobbit at the moment. Gandalf might not be a conjurer of cheap tricks, because he's only packing the expensive, high-caliber stuff.
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Fantastic! Really well done! May the sneaking terror Illdrephu rein forever in your players minds!
@Doug Any inspiration taken from Xena is likely a good outcome ensured!
Philip the Brigand sounds like a great lad and annoying foe!
A good one, but it was actually somewhat complicated!
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