Do you guys also say Geographies? Or Histories? Do you take Arts classes? You take Physics, do you also have Chemistries and Biologies?

You're not thinking correctly. The right is not a giant monolith. Many people who lean right or are centrists voted for Biden last election because they too despise Trump. Those are the kind of people who will vote for RFK. Now, they still get to vote against Trump, but don't have to vote for Biden. And yes, of course voting 3rd party is essentially the same as voting for whoever wins up winning, but people are idiots and don't understand that logic.

medical emergency

AKA, an overdose when it happens to a rich white woman.

Why not just give the kids THC, or even LSD? Neither of those can be overdosed on, allergic reactions are extremely rare, and are generally not harmful. So by your logic, they should be A-OK to give to kids without their parents permission. Right?

I know we shouldn't judge based on looks, but if all the adults at the daycare look like meth heads... Maaaaaybe pick a different daycare.

How high are your fucking gutters?

Is that Desire?

I wonder if that's similar to pre-industrial human lifespans where it's heavily skewed by infant mortality rates.

For 99% of applications, a corded electric blower with an extension cord is far superior than every other option.

It really isn't.

I'm looking forward to a new format of star trek story!

The dog is shopped on,

Really missed the opportunity to have the top bracket be "Lions" and "Tigers"

Weakness

CHOOSE ONE

Sitting in my apartment sobbing while trying to eat my pots and pans.

Not even. The biggest change is due to crazy high infant mortality rates no longer drastically reducing the average

Has Nintendo slipped in quality? Their practices aren't the great, but when it comes down to it, they have some of the most consistently high quality games.

How to know if the woman you are talking to is a Honeypot:

Are they Russian?

If yes, the woman you are talking to is a Honeypot.

Women may join the military. They do not register for the draft.

Exec 1: "What did people like about Lord of the Rings? Can we capitalize on it?"

Exec 2: "Well, people seemed to really like meming this Gollum character, so that was probably the big draw and the reason everyone liked the films"

Exec 1: "PERFECT! We'll make a product entirely around this one character. Everyone is sure to buy it!"