🍉 Albert 🍉 @ IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds @lemmy.world

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only if he plays it straight, like when he's trying to get an Oscar.

that's real cosmic horror.

needs to be mirrored by the "body character" in a corporate job, being a tiny cell in a larger system he cannot comprehend.

scene, Hitler gets distracted by a bug and falls down the stairs, our MC looks at the camera, taps at his watch, lights swirls, hes in the future, a world now consumed by supernazism, and everything is horrible, time travellers sighs, taps on his watch, goes back to 1940, pushes the bug away before Hitler sees it with intense frustration.

can't believe this is an opinion that even needs mentioning because it's so fucking obvious.

Should we do something to avoid something like this happens again?

a society that somehow needs those obvious statements to be said out loud is a very sick society

does it pair well with granola as well?

instructions unclear, shoving hundreds of pennies in there

great family to represent your state.

it just, that it feels so absolute. no matter what, I'm powerless, and now I'm in a very precarious situation and might end up in alligator Auschwitz.

she isn't allowing my to talk to my daughter. so it's just going at the speed of "whenever the courts decide to do their job"

one more year, just one more, things will get better, just one more year, forget the constant pain. just one more year...

Life is a temporary problem, nothing ever gets better for me

participation trophy

i would if I could get a loan.

anyone knows a loanshark? the kind that will kill me if I don't pay back

It will be hard to tell the difference.

at some point we have to wonder if there is a difference

Use them for proof of home ownership for disputes.

if the squaters claim it's their house, they can invite a vampire, if he comes in, it's they're house. the landlord can try to invite the vampire too, and if he can't come in, the landlord loses their claim.

an oddly positive message from someone with your name

they didn't kidnap people?

so better than actual ICE

time travel comedy about killing Hitler.

but he quickly finds out that no matter what. Hitler gets replaced with someone much more competent resulting in the world being conquered by Nazis.

so he has to go back and protect Hitler from other time travellers, and it ends up Hitler is a complete idiot who can barely keep himself alive so our hero has to save Hitler from Hitler himself.

you wouldn't fishermen to ruin your artificial famine?

fishing during an artificial famine is illegal?

no, it's the occupation that's illegal