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HowAbt2morrow @ HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today
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tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes

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  • If you don’t have friends that jerk your off, that’s on you and your Schroeder’s Friends that both like you and hate until you ask them to touch your intimates.

    Into which universe does your dick colapse?

    • I guess you can say, stop woke go broke lmao

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  • Directionally correct.

    • National Park Service removes references to Harriet Tubman from ‘Underground Railroad’ webpage

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  • You know damn well what you did, guy.

    • Don't wanna brag but I have something good cooking up with this one girl

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  • You guys have me both jealous and a bit aroused with these Fediverse girl messages

    • National Park Service removes references to Harriet Tubman from ‘Underground Railroad’ webpage

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  • This fucking guy 😹

    • No state has axed its income tax on wages in 45 years. Now 2 Southern states are on a path to do so

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  • Word around town is that these two states would easily qualify as “shit hole countries” if they weren’t attached to the USofFuckingA.

    • Peak Trump Performance

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  • That’s what he’s doing with the economy; flubbing. Fucking flubber, dude.

    • Which actor did not have a single bad film?

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  • Fucking legend

    • Do you agree with this was vga this sturdier than Hdmi

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  • The screws made a difference.

    • Bill Gates says within 10 years, AI will replace many doctors and teachers & humans won’t be needed ‘for most things’.

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  • That AI, with nearly unlimited knowledge and ability to interpret data it’s received, will also profile kids to facilitate sorting of the “good” and “bad” elements.

    • Putin Stays Upwind of Macron’s 'Eau de Elysee'

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  • We need to update Wikipedia

    • Putin Stays Upwind of Macron’s 'Eau de Elysee'

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  • << itchy asshole calling ICC for an investigation and the United Nations for nonbinding resolution for a thorough cleaning >>

    • 1993 Russia could never

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  • Coloring spuds for Easter is some bullshit 😂 They grow in the dirty and have multiple eyes are the toxic. Same as eggs.

    • Top American scientists just lost their jobs. Canada is rolling out the welcome mat

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  • They’re gonna figure out what everything is a-boot, ay?

    • If the U.S. were to rewrite all of its laws tomorrow, what are the things that Democrats and Republicans would agree on?

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  • More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

    • Words make you a slave

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  • Or the dexterity required to kiss your own ass. Respect.

    • Words make you a slave

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  • And gargle ounces of goat jizz

    • Apparently some subreddits on Reddit will be paywalled. Which subreddits will be paywalled?

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  • /Aitah

    • That really got out of hand fast

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  • 🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

    Guess that tune y’all

    • Marine Le Pen demands that politicians convicted of using their office for crimes be unelectable for life (2013, French with auto-generated subtitles)

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  • And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.