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Mike Ward, a Quebec comedian, was ordered to pay a fine of $42,000 for jokes about Jeremy Gabriel, a disabled singer, after a human rights tribunal ruling. Ward appealed and eventually won his case in the Supreme Court, which ruled that his jokes did not breach Quebec’s Charter of Human Rights and Freedoms. Despite the financial penalties, Ward was not imprisoned.

Ok, not jail.

Crank it with a shirt on next time. You cranked your dang nipples straight off your chest there bud.

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

That’s on you bruh. You shouldn’t have placed that bumper sticker that said, “if this spacecrafts a rockin, don’t come a knockin”.

Curious that the star is called Barnard because that’s the name of the doctor that first performed a successful heart transplant.

I think you can actually get sent to jail in Canada for a telling a bad joke, but I could be wrong and that’s not at all the point. You’re right, Canada’s vastness and diversity of the people and places is a true blessing.

Bon appetite my non-bloody stool dude.

Police: you sleeping in your car. Unhoused dude: yup. Police: you gotta job! Unhoused dude: yup. Police: oh yeah? Where? Unhoused dude: right here, sir. I have a podcast. Police: I’ll be on my way.

Nice healthy hand and nails my bro. Can’t help you with the optane and shit, but I hope I’ve stoked your ego.

Brains are not high in his list of priorities

Can’t wait to hear Bill Burr’s take on this. And he’s in NYC too so it hit close to “home” and shit.

Only half that of these use your dick.

Jackson was a less well known slave raper that Jefferson.

Fucking a slave?

Shouldn’t it cost -$60 trillion?

He could’ve meant, “I don’t even know who he is anymore” cause they used to be buddies.

Those dollar store are now gonna be called 1.84 stores and shit.

By the weekend? You need more than 24 hours for such a simple and straightforward task? Come on bruh? /s

As a patriotic American, I will no doubt buy a $34,000 USD half-ass built Chevy iPhone from Miss A. Sippy. /s Comes with Meim Kumpf and X (formerly known as something useful) pre-installed.