Based and anti-math pilled.
(I hate math but love shooting at cops in minecraft but for real this time (but not for real as in real-real I mean in an actual videogame this time please Mr. FBI don't Oppenheimer my home))
I slashed my own eyes because as long as I follow skibidi toilet I can never be blind.
It's like all these inspiring future landlords only care about his tax fraud. Jimmy Kimmel fans get the wall.
I am shaking and crying Hamas is now going after my Netflix treats.
Now more than ever Israel can not hold back in their fight.
Rebrand the Rock as "the Ivory" so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.
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The only thing he'll be grilling are tears.
Ruth-kanda forever
"Until 2010, the Strauss Group (bought Sabra in 2005) stated on their English-language website that the company donated food packages to the Golani Brigade of the Israel Defense Forces."
She's a mutant so don't be surprised they make her an important part initially for the MCU's X-Men.
I can see exactly how they could do it and I hate it.
"She was raised on a special kibbutz run by the Israeli government after her power manifested. Ruth was the first superhuman agent to serve with the Mossad (the Israeli secret service). She became a police officer in addition to serving as a government agent."
Forgot to add this in, but for like a year the title was actually "Captain America: New World Order"
Funniest shit, it was speculated they changed the title because of...antisemitic connotations 
Captain America: Brave New World is coming out in 2024 (next year), and the MCU is introducing the character, Sabra. In case you didn't click the link, Sabra is an Israeli superhero that basically wears the Israel flag as her costume.
This conflict could delay the movie since marvel likes calling their Captain America movies "political thrillers". I am so mad why would Hamas do this. Now, Marvel has to restructure their film so that it's not outdated. Sadly, the budget is going to go through the roof now since they have to add like an hour-and-a-half of CGI of Captain Israel going 9/11 on buildings and hospitals in Gaza.
I just want the fighting to end so we can go back to how things were before, capekino paradise.
I used to watch his stuff a lot, but his takes on Deche were so bad I just couldn't.
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I'm trying to bait someone into a Deche Nutz joke)
"How do you even live life"
I'm I the most powerful communist?
All I wished for was for the New York Jets to win their opening game of the season.
Little did I knew that tragedy was going to strike that faithful day.
What the fuck man. Aaron Rodgers got injured in the first 4 fucking minutes of the game. In the first game of the season. His Achilles exploded. On September 11th. What the FUCK. THIS MAN IS 39. This December, 40. At best he'll be back in a year, at worst (and more likely) he just retires after recovering.
Two New York NFL teams played against each other this 9/11. Both teams somehow lost. The New York Giants lost 40 - 0 on the previous day to the fucking Cowboys but fuck the Giants who cares 9/11 literally happened to Aaron Rodgers.
I was so high off the win (on probably what will be a top 5 Jets game of all time) it took me over 10 hours to fully grasp the scope of the scenario.
The New York Jets are playing their first game of the season. Please, give all your energy to them winning. Vote Jet no matter fret. This franchise is so fucking cursed. Second year in a row the NFL scheduled the first game for them on 9/11. We can't draft. We don't even play in New York. They play in New Jersey. The New York Jets has its home stadium in New Jersey.
Tomorrow is going to be us vs. the Buffalo Bills. They aren't shit. I'm fucking tired of everyone saying they're contenders when every year they get slightly worse. Their logo is straight ass. They are named after a type of hot sauce, that proves they aren't shit.
That was one of the biggest tragedies in recorded history. Do you even know what it did to the economy? It was like Black Monday on a 5x multiplier.
The World Trade Center, keyword TRADE. This isn't pokemon shit, this is real-world stocks and dollars. The portfolios were ruined.
The next time you laugh at that, think about the human beings that had their vacation bonuses decimated that day. Think about how the economic blow made countries like China catch up to us. Just think about that.
People finally start to be nice and empathic to Homelander until he completely learns the error of his ways and becomes Hopelander. Hopelander understands that capitalism created all these problems, and now he's going to use capitalism to fix them.
A percentage of the profits of each purchase of Vought merchandise will go to constructing a highspeed flying lane that wraps around the world. Hopelander will use this to fly super duper fast, changing the rotation of the earth and thus going back in time. He will go back far enough to make sure capitalism is an even stronger global force. With enough capitalism, evil will be gone for good. This feat will cause him to sacrifice himself. While the dramatic scene is happening, the song Hallelujah is playing (SNL version).
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/ylgfrx/im_unhealthily_obsessed_with_my_own_cock/