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Bananas are proof of god

Not a single one of those links is useful. They're either talking about Alexa/Siri listening out for wake words, CIA-compromised/hacked devices, or they're just reporting on the vibes of the public.

I'm still waiting for anybody to show evidence that my phone is listening to conversations.

You're telling me Dorminos isn't real?

What a sap

Men 🙄

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-declares-evolution-and-big-bang-theory-are-right-and-god-isn-t-a-magician-with-a-magic-wand-9822514.html

Pope Francis was onboard.

I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren't allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn't be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔

White with a hint of slumlord

You: sees poop comic in your feed

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much

Maybe we'd finally do a full metric switch instead of this bullshit 80% effort

Boiling/freezing depends on pressure as well as temperature, I think water would actually turn into steam if sprayed into space. There's a story of a spacesuit technician being accidentally exposed to a vacuum and he says his last memory is feeling the saliva bubble on his tongue.

https://www.spacesafetymagazine.com/aerospace-engineering/space-suit-design/early-spacesuit-vacuum-test-wrong/

No vehicles in the park

Recipe looks like what we call red salt in the UK

Because there's an after-after life as well

The path of the righteous Lemmy is beset on both sides by the inequities of the Republicans and the tyranny of Elon Musk

Oeuf is French for egg. "Un oeuf" sounds like "enough"

We have some like that in England, for example a Frenchman only ever carries one egg because an egg is un oeuf

That would be Blackburn Rovers but that'll get you beaten up by ME!

In all seriousness you'll be fine either way. I do recommend a match, it's a different experience to American sports and it'll be a useful small talk opportunity. Otherwise you'll have to talk about the weather all the time.

Welcome! Do you have a football team already or are you going to support Bastard Rovers?