Fat Tony @ FatTony @lemmy.world

I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage.

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Gross, people do that?

Can't we just inject ourselves with plastic eating bacteria or something?

Me who never stirs and never gets sticky pasta...

That guy in the middle is literally called: The Lord of the Rings. It's like his parents couldn't decide on what character they should name their son after. So they just said 'fuck it' and named him the actual title of the franchise.

Edit: I just noticed the comma. So this guy's first name is 'Lord of the Rings' and his surname is 'The'. "Oh please, Mr. The was my father. Call me Lord of the Rings."

Whoever it was, I think we've already taken it.

Cancer is le bad.

This can both be applied to someone who is extremely lazy and someone extremely disciplined.

Would you care to elaborate?

https://youtu.be/E3IN2HZBZwY

I don't know if I agree with that, let's go around the room again, all in favour? /s

Hey Giggety, I gotta raaeeeermmm..... Giggety! Remember the time, Peter??

Uhhh hey Peter, remember the time? Remember the time, Peter?

I don't know what AMRAAMs are but I'll bet it's for nerds like you!

Edit: /s Really guys? The /s was necessary?

Huzzah! Thanks man!

https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

I did some digging and according to this. 77% of women 18 - 30 want to be approached more. I don't know about pick up artists. But I wonder if a respectful way of approaching women could in fact be taught.

Why?

Perhaps you're right. Maybe we are dissecting a casual social affair a little too much. But then again I do wonder, what do you make of the 45% statistic?

Imagine, if you will. A man so desperate for human companionship he is willing to avoid any and all women he comes across. So determined to not come across as a creep or weirdo. Little did he know he just came across the Friendlight Zone.

I don't want to toot my own horn. But this would be a perfect Twilight Zone episode 😂