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close to half of the people in the US voted for him

This is legitimately enough to say “pack it in.” The american experiment has failed and failed fucking fantastically.

Edit: guys I get it, it’s not half of the country. It IS roughly half of the people who voted though, which is what fucking matters

It actually washes away your own bodies’ natural lubrication.. you’d think sex in the shower would be nice and slick and warm but it’s terrible and rubbery and inconsistent.

They’ve drowned babies doing baptisms before.. if you look online you can find some CRAZY violent orthodox baptisms out of russia and the like. They dunk them babies like a goddamn basketball. Baby pulling mad g forces.

I’m sure there’s some seagull out there with a 1000-yard stare who went through the most fucked up shit of his life in the 90’s and still remembers it like it was yesterday. He hangs out down by the bars and drinks discarded alcohol out of the trash, trying to forget, and then flies around drunk bumping into things.

The other seagulls look at him and shake their heads with pity “he used to be such a good gull.. so full of promise.”

I wan 2 giv boops and scritches and brusho the teethies

Us common folks may not have flying cars or jetpacks yet but this shit is pretty dope.

That’s what I’ll ask christian mothers from now on.

“If you really love your children how come you didn’t smother them immediately after their baptism?”

For me?! Wait till I tell my friends, they always called me a loser but NOT anymore. I’m coming up in the world boys!

Jokes on you I already felt pretty stupid

I feel like Obama either lays pipe like a master or cums immediately, there’s no in between.

Everywhere I look everything is getting fucked to death. Insects, fish, entire ecosystems, entire climates, entire regions near the equator, all FUCKED.

Then my uncle says “how come it’s getting colder some places, I thought the globe was supposed to be warming! Hahahah”

At least he can arguably not give a fuck. He is rich and has no kids. I don’t get why the poors on the right side of the spectrum are so willing to parrot this idiotic bullshit though, don’t they realize their 600 even-poorer grandchildren are FUCKED?

What show is bottom image from?

Yeah, and get caught doing enough crimes, you might get punished.

I doubt he’ll ever see prison though, or be forced to forfeit his ill gotten gains—hence, karma is fucking bullshit.

He’s a thief, a liar, a con man, a rapist, and a fucking traitor. With what he’s done to America and Americans alone, there’s no “karmic” outcome that would suffice to balance the scale opposite this disgusting piece of shit.

You think the KARMA he deserves is being meted out?! With this slow fucking shitshow?

It’s not karma to break the law and then be prosecuted for it, that’s just “the law” or society/government. If karma was real this fucker never would have been president.

If karma was real my life wouldn’t suck so hard. If karma was real then 50% of the world’s money wouldn’t be in the hands of like 83 terrible people. If karma was real police officers wouldn’t get away with murder all the time, or get a $31k/year pension for shooting an unarmed man in a hotel hallway (cops and rich people are an example of when the LAW is just as imaginary as karma).

The list could go on forever. The idea of karma is a nice fantasy we justice-minded people can imagine, but in reality, it’s just bullshit like every other superstition.

The fuck is this OP?

Picture shows 500gb drive - 2/10 would not save

Alcohol just unleashes my depression even harder. 1-2 drinks is fine but if I’m not in an okay headspace then after that I get mopey and then just melodramatic and cant stop thinking about death and causality and how i’ve wasted my life

I could have sworn I’d seen this in a tv show or a comedy sketch.. like they invite some old veteran to speak about his life at some event only to realize halfway through that he was a nazi

Does anyone remember something like this?