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  • Hi. You don’t know me, but programmer salary means I can foot $270 to help out our beloved admin — you’ve seemed stressed recently.

    DM me on masto or discord (same name everywhere) to figure out how to exchange? 💜

  • Accidental masto mini-novel on the strengths of OCaml vs. Rust; I’d love to hear others’ thoughts
    hachyderm.io Hrefna (DHC) (@hrefna@hachyderm.io)

    @ELLIOTTCABLE@kolektiva.social I really like your point about "people use #OCaml to get stuff _done_ and it shows." That's been my experience in interactions. You have a strong theoretical bent and a lot of math (a lot a lot of math) in the edges, but it has never felt particularly _purist_ or sil...

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    Anybody here attending the last StrangeLoop? (St. Louis, Sep 21st-22nd)
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    Strange Loop (Sep 21-Sep 22, 2023 - St. Louis) is a conference for software developers covering programming langs, databases, distributed systems, security, machine learning, creativity, and more!

    Home - Strange Loop

    This is sad as fuck, to be honest. Reliably the best tech conference — inclusive, interesting, varied, diverse, language-agnostic, just absolutely fantastic.

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    Please Give Me Some Alternatives to Genshin Impact and Spider-Man (PS4) on PC/Android
  • Oh man Astroneer is so good — but I don’t think it’s up OP’s alley. There’s no quests to speak of, or even goals really, besides the 1. tutorial stuff, and 2. overall “reach the end” — besides that, it’s up to you to be self-directed.

    Context: my breath-of-the-wild loving partners didn’t much get into Astroneer, unless I specifically set them goals and they didn’t have to figure anything out for themselves. :P (Well, one of them, at least …)

    I think the “map marker check mark” dopamine game is a whole different thing from ‘true’ open-world … well, that’d unnecessarily exclusionary. Neither one is truer than the other. But they’re definitely extremely different.

    Anyway, OP, my suggestion in that vibe would definitely be the Fallout or Assassin’s Creed serieses. Or Horizon: Zero Dawn! Great sidequest-driven, exploration-heavy, gigaaaaaantic games, all of them!

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  • Try getting older!

    A decade ago, I was extremely into hi-fi — most of my disposable income went to it. (Martin Logan electrostatic speakers and McIntosh amps, stereo JL Fathom 13.5” subs, sound treatment and reference mic for balancing and analysis …)

    Now? I’m perfectly and completely pleased with my AirPods Max. My hearing just ain’t what it used to be, and I genuinely don’t hear the slightest difference. (… obviously modulo feeling the bass, hah.)

    (Yes. I listen to music over Bluetooth. Not even APT-X. WHO HAVE I BECOME? 😭)

  • I think that guy was eating the glue
  • When I was a kid, I was such a nerd, that I invented my own decimal timekeeping system.

    Even wrote a little macOS menubar clock for it — I was dead-serious.

    Edit: omg the website still works, even though I never put any real content there …

    http://yreality.net/UJD/

    Edit 2: Found this old explanation I apparently put together in July 2010, according to my image archive:

  • What's not a sign someone's an asshole, but is often misinterpreted as one?
  • It wasn’t English class before you got here — but, unfortunately, it turned out you missed the other English classes! No big deal, though, we’re happy to pivot.

    So, let’s talk about the subjunctive …

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  • Yeah; it feels a little naive to think “bad associations with the word” come from past-tense propaganda instead of current-tense propaganda.

    Like, nobody cares if you say “mother-fucker” anymore; and that was unthinkable, what, two decades ago? Less?

    Without active, current, pervasive propaganda about the ‘bad intentions’ of the left, the word ‘communist’ would also lose stigma in the U.S. within a similar timeframe.

    (I’m open to being told I’m wrong about this …)

  • Why would a fly land on something like this?
  • What on earth size of monorepo is that!? iirc, we’ve got ~1Mloc of OCaml, probably another two or three times that in assorted generated code, specs, config, infra, and other languages; and my VScode-Remote definitely boots up as fast as the network connection can stand up.

    Definitely faster than I can think of the first thing I want to do … ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    That said, I should own up to having had an absurdly overcomplicated vim config, tons of plugins, a decade n change of customizations and patches and shit. Maybe I’ve just always had a high tolerance for a slow boot. hahaha

  • Why would a fly land on something like this?
  • Whewf I’m boutta out myself or something, but …

    after 15 years of vim, writing (and contributing to) a host of plugins, even running custom builds with my own patches …

    I basically never boot up Actual Vim anymore?? I’ve basically entirely switched to VScode + VSCodeVim. embarrassing as fuck, in some ways, but jesus christ it’s just too goddamn good.

    The neovim integration, even, was fantastic. (Although I don’t use it right now, for “VSCode Remote reasons,” lol.)

  • What's a good ratio of socialization with a long distance relationship suddenly closing up?
  • This is so frickin’ relatable.

    I recently moved cross-country, leaving my beloved partners behind; and while I’m so much happier in my new location … I’m struggling to make new friends? Feels like a “30s problem,” because I used to have a vibrant, online scene of rich friendships … but now it’s just me, my dog, work, and a bunch of single-player videogames. )=

    I spend most of my weeks looking forward to the next trip to/from my partners, and live as a completely antisocial shut-in, the rest of the time … which sucks, because I used to think of myself as something of a social butterfly! 😮‍💨

    anyway idk hit me up if you wanna play multiplayer, complicated video games — factorio/satisfactory, complex systemic RPGs, literally anything that 1. takes more than a week or two to play and 2. isn’t single player? 🫠

  • Anyone else remember those giant scale maps that used to be in shooters? e.g. bathroom, kitchen, office, backyard, that made you feel so tiny?
  • I haven’t actually played it yet, but HYPERCHARGE: Unboxed has been in my Steam library for ages. That looks like it may scratch your itch …

    I really miss some “toy soliders” 3D shoot-em-up that I can just baaaaaaarely remember from the 1990s … does anybody remember the game I’m thinking about? (There was definitely a series, I distinctly recall the name ending in “2” …)

  • Where are all the good stealth games?
  • I absolutely adored Invisible, Inc (by Klei — yes, of Don't Starve & Oxygen Not Included fame — what a diverse bunch!)

    It seems a little different from your usual vibe (it's not an first/third-person shooter-y thingie; iirc it's isometric and pixel-art?); but it's easily the best stealth game I've ever played. :D

  • Is the old advice to change companies every two-ish years still the best practice for career advancement?

    I recall a regular piece of advice for software engineers: “change your job every two years.”

    There’s innumerable Google results for this, even from as recently as 2022 — but none of them really seem that high-quality?

    I’m really, really enjoying my current (somewhat unusual, hard-to-replicate) position; am about a year and a half into it; but I also don’t want to relax into that and have it cost me in the long-run, career advancement wise.

    So, what’ve y’all been doing? Especially in the post-pandemic/fully-remote world, does that advice still apply?

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