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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net
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petition to install a salt lick on hexbear

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  • We're not going to lick you

    • ITT: we try to guess one another's activation phrases

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    • ITT: we try to guess one another's activation phrases

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  • I must go to the location

    • If climate change is real, why did my wife divorce me?

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    • labubu? what's a labubu?

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  • Aaagh god lmao

    That made me gag irl

    • TIL Pythagoras hated beanis

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  • Does that mean a bean patty is like some kind of horrible legion of souls?

    • Community survey!: how often do you eat beanis?

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  • Is this astrology for bean eaters?

    • labubu? what's a labubu?

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  • Delicious microplastics in my lapoopoo

    • Shit has never felt more off (stream of consciousness warning)

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  • Yeah I've noticed the weird vibe since around the start of the year? I can't put it into words. Is this what hyper normalisation at the crumbling end of an empire feels like? Everyone's so, uh, cold? Is that the right word?

    • I need to call out the problem of campism in Hexbear and Lemmygrad

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  • Sorry camps full I needed space for my camping dort

    • thinking about making good posts, as a bit

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  • Sorry all your posts are already good, faker

    • First cut of my bands first music video came in today. I get killed off at the end of the song.

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  • Ty

    • Leaked Donkey Kong Bananza Spoilers

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  • Gotta plug them butts somehow

    • First cut of my bands first music video came in today. I get killed off at the end of the song.

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  • I would love to see it dude! I'm sorry to say I haven't had the chance to see your music before and now I'm curious!

    • Will blueberries, lemon, greek yogurt, and sugar make a good smoothie?

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  • Probably. All those things sound yum as fuck.

    • Letter that Trump allegedly wrote to Jeffrey Epstein for his birthday in 2003. He wrote this in a drawing of a naked woman with his signature as her pubic hair.

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  • Ugh he's gross

    • It's lupus

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  • I mean, it wouldn't be out of place. The game is already a shitpost.

    • Disabled Community Megathread from July 14, 2025 to July 27, 2025

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  • Mood. I'm right there with you lately. Feels like walking on eggshells.

    • I'm at the volunteer fire department for the Hexbear potluck. Where is everyone?

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  • In that burrow on the side of the road, idiot

    • Weevil song

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  • Free weevils? Lucky!