Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net

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EXPOSED: EVIL CHINESE GOVERNMENT IS CREATING HUMAN ANIMAL HYBRIDS AND IS FORCING THEM TO MARRY

"No more half measures, Tenna."

My hatred of Dorf is now pure. I have achieved enlightenment.

Thanks, things are going well for me, I'm just waiting for my brain to realise it too.

Another day trying to trick the world into thinking I'm normal and failing badly let's gooooooo

vibrates in barely keeping it together

What do you mean? It's completely "normal"!

There's something about the way these people write that just immediately pisses me off

Probably not a good quality for politicians to have

Digitmen!

S-shut up!

Can we not mess with creatures brains please

Imagining a version of Scubs where JD is the now a depressed war veteran with a tragic back story who can't stop murdering patients while yelling "MY WIIIIIFE!"

Eat a lot of beans so you toot yourself to death

OK but can I draw nudes

Weeds used be a normal thing in gardens until the US had a bunch of newly developed herbicides they wanted to sell in the late 40s and 50s.

Bird union banned it

Delicious radium

OK this one got me

Fun fact, if you ever want to scare Dirt_Owl, body horror is the way to go