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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net
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It's over, I already depicted you as the, uh, whatever

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  • Y is everyone so mean to wood bison smh

    • [1860 Posting] MADAM WYNN Breaks Silence on Slavery Debate

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    • hexbear, thou hath crossed the Silver Legion for the LAST TIME.

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  • OH SHIT

    • who would win in a fight

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  • So am I

    • who would win in a fight

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  • Before anyone amswers remember I have aerial advantage

    • Hi mega genius here again. I'm here address my radio silence on the issue of this so called world war 2. Specifically on germany, italy and japan.

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  • GOOD post

    • Grabow Riot (1912) - Novo General Thread for the 7th-10th of July 2025

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  • I realised my three looks are homeless person, divorced goblin and whimsical cottage mouse

    • team magma was right

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    • Grabow Riot (1912) - Novo General Thread for the 7th-10th of July 2025

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  • Check it out I'm in the house

    Like carpet, like car-pet, car-pet

    • who would win in a fight

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  • Me. I'd kick both their asses.

    • What does the phrase "9/11 for gooners" mean to you?

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  • I could answer that but I'd be banned

    • great malicious compliance from Grok

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  • Grok continues to confuse and surprise me

    • Fellas, hear me out: VLC Media Player

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  • Do not smooch the traffic cone

    • Congratulate on the pregante

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  • THATS ENOUGH THANK YOU

    • LOOK AT MY SON

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  • Aww heck

    • LOOK AT MY SON

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  • He looks angry

    • Congratulate on the pregante

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  • Heh, you don't know?

    oh god

    I DON'T KNOW EITHER

    • My large adult son has turned into a donut

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  • Awww heckn pupperino

    • I seriously recommend that you don't start fights with hexbear

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  • Once I talked to a Hexbear and I swear to god they really actually believed they were an owl! It was NOT a joke. I kept trying to tell them "No, you're not an owl. Stop hooting at me." And instead of stopping they just vomited up a pellet up at me and told me to "keep the change"?!?

    • How do I stop doomscrolling?

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  • Bloom scroll instead