I didn't realize it was the news' job to provide proactive solutions to everything it reports.

Germany's satire newspaper Der Postillon already has an article about that. Amazing article, really.

https://www.der-postillon.com/2024/08/cybertruck-klage.html

"The fact that billions of people still haven't bought a Cybertruck and that Tesla's stock market value is rapidly declining is a conspiracy of left-wing woke elites and a major threat to freedom of speech," Musk continued, while handing hush money to a newly pregnant employee. "To everyone who doesn't have a Cybertruck yet: Fuck You!"

Got this living in Japan, not EU only

Hi Bochum, ich hab in dir studiert! Ist aber schon eine Weile her