CloutAtlas [he/him] @ CloutAtlas @hexbear.net

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Here in China we have 鸡精

All 2nd term Trump know is threaten war, tax chip and lie

Trump hears about Chinese AI hurting the rich

Trump places tariff on the Republic of China

His brain fluid is Big Mac sauce, his brain tissue is 7.5% prion disease. Allah willing he disbands the US before walking directly off a cliff

I have never used this phrase unironically before, but

LET HIM COOK

The odds of the fed being a former Radio Free Asia (HK) branch employee being forced out after the National Security bill is low, but not zero.

Meaning Xi potentially personally ruined his life and saved several hotel bar staff from this drunk Yankee sex pest after 2019.

It's a reference to Nick Mullen doing a spot on impression of a western liberal but also Elmo from Sesame Street

They start making out immediately and arrange a brunch date

It's conditions are less shitty despite capitalism not due to "mastery" of capitalism. The premise was already flawed.

"Mastered Capitalism" or "Found a temporarily profitable niche"?

You(Tube) decide

Was it Nick Mullen arguing that shopping at Costco is a catered event?

Being in Blue Man Group costume 24/7:

Pros:

• Saves on shampoo and conditioner
• Being able to share a Costco member card
• SPF 30+ so sun safe
• Conversation starter

Cons:

• Being blue (da ba dee da ba di)
• Time spent doing paint could be used for posting

4 pros vs 2 cons, I rest my case.

As someone that learned Celsius first, I can intuit Fahrenheit pretty easily in a day to day setting. Can't imagine doing science with it though

QQ is Tencent's first instant messaging service but was built for PC clients (like MSN Messenger). It's still got like millions of users, though mostly as an email provider.

WeChat is Tencent's second IM app, this one built from the ground up for smartphones and has in built voice, video and walkie talkie chat functions. Also during one of the Five Year Plans where the government was boosting e-commerce they developed an online payment system.

QQ email addresses are normally a bunch of numbers because a lot of older people are bad with pinyin and you can't have {汉字|hàn zì} in email names apparently.

You need a government ID to get a phone number, and you need a phone number to get an email address with QQ, being a scammer with a QQ email is probably the least efficient way of going about it when you can just make an email on a western service without having to require a phone number.

How many cubits was this sun? At least a furlong right? And how many hogsheads of fuel did it need?

Imaginining a leftist getting dragged kicking and screaming by liberals to Platform 9 and 3/4 to go to Hogwarts while this thing is chilling in platform 9, taking regular folks to a better, non transphobic magic school

It is very hard to enjoy pizza regularly when you're lactose intolerant like most of the world. As much as I miss a good ole authentic pizza Margherita here in China, it's probably a terrible idea to expose the populace to full lactose, full moisture mozzarella.

The Pizza Hut cheese here is also somewhat different to those used in the west, it's equally shit. Also fuck Gorbachev.

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction 21st century edition

Premise: 2 income family doesn't have to resort to selling plasma to afford baby formula

Jonathan Frakes: Not a chance, we made this one up

Frank Grimes episode already made fun of it in season 8 because it was dated by 1997.

A single worker's salary afforded him an apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley. Homer could miraculously afford lobster for dinner, a stay at home wife, a 2.5 storey house, 2 cars, a cat, a dog and a drinking habit while being a college dropout.