Those are my crocs

Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

Unironically yes

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Laughs in Italian, where 50 euros would buy you 7 delivery pizzas. I feel really sorry for you people

Oh no, you see, it means pooing in a drink

I get why people are downvoting but I agree with your point. You don't need to be part of a community or fall in a specific identity term to be valid. Just be you. You are valid as you are, no matter if your identity has been given a name or not. All identity terms are made up anyways, it's just our dumb brain's way of simplifying and denaturating complex stuff in a way it can understand

You just made something click for me. The way Vladimir Harkonnen floated around in Dune was very creepy to me, but in a familiar way, that made it even more off-putting. He floats around like a glitched character in a video game. He is T-posing to assert dominance

Did anyone else think that the guy in the bottom right was a young Jack Black?

They've made three movies about it, can't be that hard

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?

Except "luna" is latin for "Moon", which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She's the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever

Upvoted for Iveco Daily

She's actually a closeted asexual who does what society expects of her to avoid coming to terms with her identity. That's the curse

Now yuo see

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That's some Money Heist shit

How were you so intimate with your mechanic? Do you drive a Range Rover?

I hope you guys have something else as a second course because my family and I have always eaten 120g or more. I'm underweight and don't do sports

A photo of the water heater. The landlord could have been clearer though