CaptainPatent @ CaptainPatent @kbin.social

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I was out fishing one day and couldn't understand why a boat I saw just kept getting bigger and bigger...

Remember: The early bird gets the worm...

People are always astounded to learn I have a police record...

After having it stuck in my head for days, my wife finally shouted "for the love of God will you stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis?!?..."

Why are jokes about elevators always so good?