Many, many moons ago, it was custom for an apprentice carpenter to build his own coffin as a test to graduate to Master Carpenter. I think the coffin is highly appropriate.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT WEATHER BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!

I'm pretty sure this is the same thing as crossing the streams; charge reversal of the proton and the ensuing complete destruction of the universe. Your car's electrical system should be fine, though it might be the only thing left in all of existence.

Frankensteinian

Its like, State Law, or sumthin...