Skip Navigation

BeanGoblin
BeanGoblin @ BeanGoblin @lemmy.blahaj.zone
Posts
23
Comments
160
Joined
2 yr. ago

Rule

Jump

  • step 3: break up with them at a vulnerable time in their life

    • Our Saviour is born this day rule

    Jump

  • praised be 🙏

    • Palestine rule

    Jump

  • This one speaks for the needs of all mankind 🫡

    • Bill banning Pride flag would make showing support for LGBTQ a ‘political viewpoint'

    Jump

  • It's not intended to stick around. It's red meat for the base. "Look, see, we're TRYING to fight the WOKE agenda, but the DEEP STATE is just too powerful! The only way to SAVE YOUR CHILDREN is to help us remove all potential checks and balances to our complete authority."

    • Trump saying he'll be a dictator only on day 1 is the strategy of normalizing it.

    Jump

  • Franco in Spain. Not saying that's a good plan to go with, but it has happened.

    • No more drunk driving? US to force carmakers to adopt life-saving tech by 2024

    Jump

  • The law requires a technology safety standard by November 2024 if the technology is ready.

    The technology will never be ready. The accuracy required for such a thing to not be universally despised is absurd.

    • Rule

    Jump

  • Pargnat

    • Blue whale wearing roller skates at a toothpaste convention

    Jump

  • "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas."

    • Trump Dinner Guest Says ‘Perfidious Jews’ Should Be Executed

    Jump

  • It's partially A: they hate Muslims even more, and B: Israel is key to their apocalyptic doomsday prophecy.

    • Dog rule

    Jump

  • they should unionize.

    • Using a ruler is optional

    Jump

  • It's done. That's it. Just the whole thing. Let's run with it.

    • rule

    Jump

  • What do I do if I'm an a n g r y goose.

    • Speaker Johnson Explains Holdup In Releasing Jan 6 Tapes: ‘We Have To Blur Some Of The Faces’ To Protect Them From The DOJ

    Jump

  • Of course, why take precautions? They didn't expect to lose. They expected King Trump to be crowned and bring his chosen people to paradise, and they wanted to make sure they weren't left out.

    • Nicolas Cage Ready To Quit Doing Movies: “Maybe Three Or Four More”

    Jump

  • He has directed one movie, called Sonny. It stars James Franco and isn't very good.

    • Global CO2 emissions from fossil fuels to hit record high in 2023 -report

    Jump

  • We're an addict who won't stop till we OD.

    • Ohio Senate Committee Advances Bill To Eliminate Marijuana Home Grow, Reduce Possession Limits And Raise Taxes—Days Before Legalization Takes Effect

    Jump

  • Tobacco and liquor lobbies hate the competition. It's always about the money.

    • True story tho

    Jump

  • Yeah, the shadow looks wrong, I think.

    • Detroit's newest road can charge electric cars as they travel on it

    Jump

  • And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

    • Detroit's newest road can charge electric cars as they drive on it

    Jump

  • Goddamn we can't even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It'll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

    • "Out of Step" by MrLovenstein

    Jump

  • That "10,000 steps" thing was just made up to sell step counters, btw. There's no scientific evidence supporting it.