Weird, I'm on desktop. Maybe it's my theme: darkly-pureblack. Anyway, here's how it looks on my end:

🔔🔔🔔 Hear ye! 🔔🔔🔔 Hear ye!!🔔🔔🔔

Whereas this petition has been formally requested, I hereby declare and/or proclaim with the memory of Casey Jones and all others present to serve as witnesses that, henceforth, all model trains shall be legally named "Then"!

Disclaimer: IANAL (I am not a lawyer; pronounced: I-anal) and this is not legal or financial advice.

Cool! Btw, how did you get those words to come out purple??

Blast some lines off a hooker’s massive fake tits, and blow a load all over her face.

I like your style, fellow thrill-seeking pervert. We could party together.

I don't mean to be rude and disregard the wisdom in your comment. There is truly value to it. However, considering that we are entirely capable of designing a society that is just and equitable but insist on the shit we have now, the comment sounds like a mantra for slaves.