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  • If I were DM, congrats! You're hidden backstory is that you were one of the most depraved rodeo clowns to ever have existed. You were patient zero of a necromantic crotch-rot epidemic plaguing your birth-nation to this very day. You traded your memories for the cure. No one recognizes you because you're not wearing your signature make-up and are wearing more than just chaps and a crazed grin.

  • 5 Coppers worth of work

    Just posted this to the subreddit so I figured here too for posterity:

    >Be me

    >Be CN catfolk bard.

    >Be stuck in a nation that isn't too kind to beastfolk.

    >Passing through village with Adventurer's guild.

    >Go to adventurer's guild for work.

    >Only job they have for me is 'rat extermination'.

    >Job offers 5 copper. Not per rat. Just 5 flat.

    >"Job with a free lunch!" says guild clerk with a sneer.

    >WellFuckYouToo.jpg

    >"Fine I'll take it."

    >Get to home with rats.

    >Old lady lives there.

    >She's nice but poor.

    >Apparently she's a hoarder because a cursory look inside shows over 200 goddamn rats!

    >WTF! 5 Coppers for this?!

    >Fine.

    >Use Minor Illusion to throw my voice into the cellar to mimic a lion's roar.

    >Roll 19 Performance, not bad!

    >RAT TSUNAMI FLOODS OUT OF OLD LADY'S HOUSE INTO THE STREET!

    >Not a single rat left in the home.

    >Lady looks nonplussed but is grateful the rats are gone. Signs my completion document to get paid.

    >Strut to the guild for my 5 coppers feeling like the most dashing motherfucker around while the entire rest of the village now has a rat problem.

    >Buy cheap wine with the easiest 5 coppers ever earned.

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