Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website Posts 48Comments 102Joined 1 yr. ago
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...
How would you know? You're sleeping.
Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Turducken would like a word.
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.
Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.
Cobain's, too.
Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...
TAKE OFF, EH!
I gave up alcohol (again) in August.
I've got a bottle of Cherry Coke in the fridge. That might be nice at 2310 at night.
Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Blessed are the cheesemakers?
The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.
William Shatner, is that you?
Eat them up, yum.