I got one for you right here:
-Opening
Who are we?? LEMMY NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE REDDIT AND TWITTER!! When do we want it?? NOW!
-Chorus starts
Lemmy nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down reddit Take down twitter Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because lemmy nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up
We the lemmy army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When reddit sees our army Im sure their pants will brown
Men say "I only date rich women. I only date hot women" and everything is fine.
But when I talk like that, I'm a "lesbian". Explain that feminists.
I will when they stop trying to systematically erase minorities and LGBT people
Lets say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that I Ben Shapiro am performing the action of smashing your balls. Logically, that would mean I would also hit your cock. Now let's say, also hypothetically, that you are wearing a collar with my name on it. Logically that means I own you. Are you following me? Now let's also say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you did not like me, Ben Shapiro, smashing your cock or balls. Therefore you must also be a liberal. Logically, this means you must also be a cuck since I hypothetically had sexual relations with your wife.
Ergo, you'd realize, that using both facts and logic, I Ben Shapiro, with my superior intellect has once again owned another libcuck.
I assure you, planting illegal drugs in minority communities is absolutely necessary for world peace.