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One in 10 Republicans less likely to vote for Trump after guilty verdict, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds
  • All of these people who had already decided they wanted to vote for him after he mocked someone's disability, insulted the parents of a fallen marine, and declared on tape that he sexually assaulted women.

    Fuck these verminous excuses for humanity

  • Rishi Sunak announces UK general election for Thursday 4 July
  • "Ha ha, that person who's been literally saying 'prepare like the election could be announced tomorrow' for months was completely caught out by our guy standing in the pissing rain (despite having somewhere indoors they could make the announcement) announcing an election! Huzzah!!"

  • UK to get at least 25 new warships due to defence spending rise
  • It's free to announce stuff like this, they're well aware they will be out of govt before so much as a single weld is made, we haven't got sufficient people in the navy to staff these anyway. It's another "40 new hospitals"

  • Trustafarians: When the Rich Pretend to be Poor
  • I've no problem with people who can afford it focusing their lives around art, lifestyle, experiences etc.

    What gets me is when such people describe it as some kind of moral choice and how people who aren't doing that are somehow wrong, rather than "Oh my God I'm so exceptionally lucky to be able to live like this and will shut my fucking mouth to any judgement about other people who don't have these opportunities because they're busy trying not to be homeless"

  • A shadow of his former self
  • But did they have to make him pose like a misanthropic and unsatisfied middle manager who has been forced to have a souvenir photo taken at some local "pirate island" park in order to try and prove that deep down they're fun in the company newsletter that no-one reads?

  • Eww, Copilot AI might auto-launch with Windows 11 soon
  • Remember when MS brought Skype, and had it pre-installed and running at startup for every Windows PC, and you really had to fight to make it go away.

    And then COVID hit, and everyone urgently needed video conferencing and had Skype pre-installed, and still no-one used it?

  • This is a Test
  • I. Pose in front of mirror with it, start work on John Wick inspired medical action drama script in head.

    Become overly distracted by it, wondering who would direct, what music to play over scenes, who would play the love interest...

    Forget to do basic diligence on another patients' results. Morbidity and Mortality hearing. Malpractice case.

    Try to argue your own defence, but just can't get the idea of "Love shack" by the B-52's playing over the scene where you perform CPR on the president on top of the speeding ambulance. Would "Good vibrations" work better, or strike the wrong tone? Does the scene NEED to be at a beach? But then the tidal wave wouldn't work...

    Struck off. Escorted out of hospital, allowed only to get your things from your locker. Security guard standing behind you, unsmiling as you pile notebooks and overly annotated script drafts into a duffle bag.

    Suddenly, his radio goes off. Something weird happening at the main entrance, backup needed urgently!! Conflicted, he looks at you with a mix of pity and contempt, before barking an instruction to get your stuff and go as he runs towards the main entrance.

    Screams outside, as what looks like a ninja lands on the window outside the locker room, before somersaulting down with an Uzi in each hand. Doves take flight as he does so, in slow motion.

    You've still got the gun.

    It's happening.

    Opening your white coat so it will swoop dramatically, you find "final FINAL final tracklist" on your phone, and hit play, as you pick up the prop nunchucks you brought for script research...

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