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Wish me happy birthday? <3
  • I hope you'll have a reason to smile on your birthday

  • You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?
  • Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot

  • You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.
  • The power to manifest any desired food in any quantity

  • You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.
  • The rest of your body strongly attracts cheeto dust within a 1 mile radius

  • Who are the worst types of people?
  • The living

  • I say double it.
  • Loop continues until entire human population tied to track and there's nobody left to pass the switch to. kill the scapegoat on round one and done

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