So where are these salutes coming from? Are all of these shitstains attending nazi rallies somewhere amd are literally knee-jerking when they get to a podium?
Unless you saw a person do this, I would assume that the stranger is the sun.
Sun damages the clear coat, causing it to bubble. The bubbles continue to expand and then crack. When you drive, the turbulence from wind force pulls the flaky clear off.
You forgot "used one of my 13 children as a human shield because I was worried about the windows in the oval office."