Congress Debates Expanded Draft Amid Military Recruitment Challenges

Join the service! See the world! Come destroy brown people’s lives in faraway lands for oil profiteering. Republicans will ensure your benefits are slashed upon discharge or injury. Maybe even contract burn pit cancer!

Maybe if people don't want to go and fight, we shouldn't be out there fighting.

Travel to new exotic locations.

Meet new people.

Kill them.

That's one way to ensure patriotism /s