Princeton astrophysicists re-imagine world map, designing a less distorted, 'radically different' way to see the world

still not as good as Waterman Butterfly (and relevant xkcd)

"No! You can't do that!"

"Why not?"

"Because it's freaking me out!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVX-PrBRtTY

Am I the only one who would be perfectly content if everyone just used globes?