Those aren't cracks. They are expansion relief joints. The grass sprouting from them adds structural integrity. Swearsy realsies.
I was going to argue your point, but you said swearsy realsies. You can't get more proof than that.
They’re “driveway enhancers”.
2-dimensional car not included with purchase.
Although if there was a giant cardboard cutout when I got there I'd have to give them credit.
Hey man! You can’t just claim it’s not real just because the shadows don’t align and the lighting doesn’t make sense and there’s proper reflections where there ought to be!
The car could totally be real!
“More than you can afford, pal! Ferrari!”
Ooh, that one does hurt
This is a bad idea no matter what, but they could have at least chosen something expensive but more plausible, like a BMW.
