Anyone remember that old Candid Camera bit where they put the elevators on tracks and made it go sideways to the other elevator door?
WHAT?! I need to see this
Found it pretty easily https://youtu.be/A-HCEEnnEAY?si=RCM_rP_h6k0LqpRD
Next time without the SI blurb please :)
This reminds me of a Hank Green YouTube short: "Do dogs understand the concept of elevators?" The greentext up there was from the perspective of your dog, except he believes & trusts everything without too much analyzing, because he loves you.
If there's an anomaly, go in the left one.
No, floors are a trick of the demiurge to make you believe in physical reality.
I believe they have a bunch of house elves or Mexicans who rush out of some maintenance closet and remodel the entire floor while Iβm in the βelevatorβ.
Wake π sheeple, believing the Elevator People
Dungeons and Daddies had a running gag about exactly this.
They should ride a paternoster, those doorless elevators that are continuously running
The backrooms is just what elevator deniers think happens when you get in an elevator.
Can we all just agree now to leave the 4chan stuff on 4chan?
Dangit now I'm craving spaghetti.
Some of these are pretty funny though
4chan humor is mostly moldy af in my opinion, plus it links the fediverse to a toxic internet culture.
Reddit's decline further and further into alt-right bullshit was facilitated in part by subs like greentext. The alt-right always tries to use "humor" as a gateway into normal spaces, corrupting them by slowly introducing fashy nonsense as "just jokes bro".
They post this stuff on other social media because their incel kingdom is dying. I say let it die, no need to give them relevance.
No. No, we can't.
