Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study
Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study
Chinese scientists say further research on potential harm to reproduction from contamination is ‘imperative’
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
Glitter is stored in the balls
"Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!"
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
And since plastics mimic female hormones...
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
The very last, maybe.
I'd say at least it's not generational lead poisoning, but we'll probably end up with that too at this rate
Approximately 40.5% of men and women will be diagnosed with cancer at some point during their lifetimes.
this might be worse than generational lead poisoning
Nah, generational lead poisoning gave us the Great Regression, taking our boomers and making them the way they are instead of being their parents, who flew to the moon and made the UN as a way to foster discission before jumping into war. There was hope in humanity's actions before lead made myopic narcissists who were okay with poisoning the world.
Probably worse. There is a high risk that the microplastics will cause inflammation that will lead to cancer. Microplastics are everywhere in our bodies, which means we may develop cancers throughout our body.
Nice profile picture... Tim. Are you aware of !hellointernet@feddit.uk? It's not very active, but that's sort of to be expected in the given circumstances. Just thought I'd let you know in case you missed it.
"You got microplastics in my semen!"
"You got semen in my microplastics!"
- Reese's SemenPlastic Cups
Misread "tested" as "tasted" at first
Aerate it.
They found it women's placenta as well. We're fucked as a species.
This doesn't make me feel good about anything
That's fine because this isn't /c/feelsgood
Well, I'm doing my part to get rid of it all.
Guess I'll keep trying until there's another solution.
i have a solution but im not sure youre gonna like it
Try me
god we're so cooked
New shitty pickup line now available: "Hey baby, how about I inject some micro plastics into you"
So... now we need to stop jerking off because this polutes the environment too! ?!
I'll never watch porn the same way again.
I mean a lot of porn stars are already filled with plastic.
Now they can be covered in it too!
Are we going to breed frakking cylons now?
I've seen some pretty attractive toasters.
They are still testing? I gotta send my samples!
It is as Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park: "Life finds a way, that way is plastic, and it's not fantastic."
Does this mean people can now count as sone firm of 3d printing extruder?
New gender just dropped? Female: x Male: x Other: 3D printer extruder ✔️
We just need to recycle more
Well helloooo GOLIATH!